Lady T: Did you put the shoe on your right hand? I don’t understand.
The policeman rolled the body over to reveal the wound that killed the man lying in the middle of the street.
“What’s that stuck in his chest?” the officer said.
“It looks like….like….” He looked closer. “It’s the heel of a woman’s shoe.”
“Hey, that’s at least three inches long.”
“A little too long for my liking. Too thin, too.”
“Yeah, thinner the less comfortable, in my opinion.”
“Well, to each his own.”
DUH! Award of the Week…I didn’t put together the shoes and the brace on your arm. Are they related? Next time you wear those shoes you may want to wear a helmet too.
Call Kerry. See if you can borrow those Jimmy Choo wedgies. Then you’ll have two pairs of killer shoes. Wear one from each pair and maybe they won’t be killer.
Well, at least if they kill you, you’ll die with a smile on your face knowing you look sooooo HOT!
LOL! Thanks, Sally. Maybe I should make a note in my will to be sure to put those shoes on me when they bury me.
Great idea! Then they wouldn’t be left for relatives to fight over!!!
Lady T: Did you put the shoe on your right hand? I don’t understand.
The policeman rolled the body over to reveal the wound that killed the man lying in the middle of the street.
“What’s that stuck in his chest?” the officer said.
“It looks like….like….” He looked closer. “It’s the heel of a woman’s shoe.”
“Hey, that’s at least three inches long.”
“A little too long for my liking. Too thin, too.”
“Yeah, thinner the less comfortable, in my opinion.”
“Well, to each his own.”
O.M. Typing
Dear O.M.
I’m sure you don’t understand. Even a monkey would have known better then to wear those shoes.
Teresa, are you okay? Was that your right hand? Marilyn
DUH! Award of the Week…I didn’t put together the shoes and the brace on your arm. Are they related? Next time you wear those shoes you may want to wear a helmet too.
Wow! I thought I was the one who never got it. Thanks for making me feel better.
Call Kerry. See if you can borrow those Jimmy Choo wedgies. Then you’ll have two pairs of killer shoes. Wear one from each pair and maybe they won’t be killer.
Thanks, but I’m dangerous enough with these. They are currently in “Time Out” for their torture to my ego.
Fashion hurts, but DAMN those look good.
I saw another really cute pair of shoes when I was lying on the floor of the restaurant.
Oh dear! Still…they ARE killer shoes.
I think I might have a title for Dane’s next mystery series.