It’s summer. I can’t think. I can’t write. So, here are some signs around my neighborhood that made me go, “hmmmm?”
I don’t particularly want to own a giant kid, but really, who can resist 1/2 price?
There’s something about the extreme variety of advertised food that just made me shiver.
I didn’t take a picture of this one, but there was a billboard that had this text – with pictures of shoe prints going from one side of the poster to the other. There was something wrong with it, but it took me a few days to figure it out. The shoe prints were from a man.
Visit our Walk-In Mammogram Unit
This one caused a bit of an argument as I was waiting in line. The woman in front of me said she was glad to know that no one would be taking a picture of her from underneath the stall. The woman behind me couldn’t see why she shouldn’t be able to use her phone – adding, “It’s where I get most of my emails read.” Although, she did admit she’d dropped more than one phone into the toilet.
This one is from my gym and all I can say is – How the? What the? Ewwww!
I’m headed to the beach in a few days and I’m sure (well, I’m almost sure) that I will return with tons of good writing ideas oozing from my pores. After all, I’m spending a week with several life-long citizens of Crazie Town and no good can ever come of that. No good for them, that is. Bwahahahah.