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The Drama Gene Hit Little Brother with a Vengeance.

Six Becomes Seven

Six Becomes Seven

Sibling Number Seven.

Eight years younger than me.

If you’ve lost track of who’s who, click here.

The Adventure Begins

The Adventure Begins

Though the drama gene skipped over my younger brother Rick, it hit little brother John with a vengeance.

Every day, some “emergency” required shrieks of help. Most likely he required someone to open a box of cereal or maybe find a favorite toy.

One blistering hot summer day we heard John’s familiar refrain. “Help! Help!”

The entire family ignored him.

The cries continued. “HELP! HELP!”

Mom and I looked out the kitchen window.

That don't have this ride at Disney World.

That don’t have this ride at Disney World.

John crouched next to a rusted disc, a piece of farm equipment covered in sharp metal saucers used for cutting through the soil.

His yelling continued while he motioned frantically for us to come outside.

Mom groaned. “Teresa, go out and tell him to pipe down.”

“Hold your horses!” I shouted, and slowly sauntered over to his rocking body. “What’s the big emergency now?”

He flopped back in the grass and moaned, “Help me.”

Blood oozed from a gash the length of his calf. Struggling to keep myself from fainting at the sight, I assisted him inside where Mom wrapped a dish towel around his leg to stem the flow.

Since a weekend didn’t go by without one of us falling out of a tree or running into a barbed wire fence, ER trips were common events. Between us, I can count at least five broken arms and one broken leg, not to mention dozens of stitches.

The weekend before John’s accident, Mom had snatched up one of her children and marched out of the hospital when an uninformed doctor tried to tell her “Vicks does nothing except make the kid slippery and hard to hold.”

She inspected John’s cut to see if  it qualified for an emergency room visit. With a heavy sigh, Mom turned to big brother and said, “Put him in the car.”   Mike scooped John into his arms and I held the back door open while Mom went to grab her purse.

Mike started down the concrete steps and then he stumbled, tossing John into the air.  The two of them landed with a thud. When the dust cloud settled, a coffee can lay on it’s side, the moist dirt spread in a circle and the surviving worms slinking away, escaping their fate as fish bait.

“Who left this can of worms on the step?” Mom shouted. I would have answered, but I was too busy high-tailing it to the barn.

Even into adulthood, John’ss the one of us that continues to be an emergency room regular.

A cracked rib when a dune buggy flipped over on top of him.

Unconscious from a prolonged 104 degree fever.

And one night in a Mexican hospital when, too lazy to walk around his hotel bed, he’d decided to jump across it, cracking his head open on the ceiling beam.

So, now when he calls for help, I listen. Well, most of the time anyway.

Shut up with the self doubt, dust yourself off and try again.

The sixth scamp arrives

The sixth scamp arrives

If you’ve lost track of which kid is which, click here AND here AND here AND here AND here.

Mayor of Crazie Town and Rick - The No Bullshit Kid

Mayor of Crazie Town and Rick – The No Bullshit Kid

Sixth in line is little brother Rick (six years younger than me.) Unlike the rest of us, who are prone to share our drama with anyone who will stand still long enough to listen, Rick keeps his sentences short and to the point.

I remember one time Dad rigged up a rope swing. I believe his motivation came from the fact that he was trying to nap and our wooden screen door banged shut a thousand times in twenty minutes.  He pulled the grain truck under an oak tree, propped a ladder in the bed and flung a hefty rope over a limb.  Picking up a sturdy stick, he tied it to the bottom of the rope and returned to his nap.

It took us a while to figure out the most dangerous way to use the swing but eventually figured out that by standing on top of a tractor parked on an incline, we could swing nearly horizontally to other side of the gravel driveway.

Entertained long enough for Dad to finish his nap, he wandered out to sit on the front porch step sipping on an iced tea from his favorite blue tupperware tumbler.

“Hey, Dad, look!” Rick pulled the rope taught,  positioned himself on the stick/seat and jumped off the tractor. He swept through the air. At the highest part of the arc, the seat broke and he crashed to the ground.

Instead of crying, he stood up, walked over to Dad and said, “I broke my arm.”

Last year, when I received my first rejection from an agent I sent a copy of the email to all my siblings. As expected, they sent me their best wishes and comforting words of hope. This is what I got from Rick.

Clearly you are not supposed to do this. You should just give up like all the other unknown authors.
Who do you think you are?
I think you have tried hard enough.
If it hasn’t happened by now, it probably will never happen.
These are the only bullshit things I could think of right now. I am sure you have said these to yourself, so shut up with the self doubt, dust yourself off and try again.

 

I immediately printed it off and stuck it on the wall where I look at it every day.